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When the Property Manager Says 'All Set' at 4:59 PM

Writer: ricklahkar
ricklahkar
Sep 29
1 min read

Broker: LOI signed, easy close Property Manager: Tiny issue—RTU #3 is older than our SNDA Lender: Need estoppels, roof cert, and proof your CAMs aren't fan fiction 😂 Client: So NNN means 'No New Numbers,' right? Me: Adding 12 tabs to the model while googling 'what is quiet enjoyment' 🫠

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