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Property Manager Starter Pack: 47 Keys, 0 Weekends

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Tenant: AC is broken at 68° Me 5:03pm Friday: on the roof in dress shoes negotiating with an RTU like it's a lender term sheet 😅 Expectation: amenity lounge; Reality: raccoon eviction, 37 COIs, and CAM math that needs NASA 🧮 Broker tour in 10, meanwhile I'm wet-vacuuming the feature wall waterfall under Suite 300

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