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Friday 5:59 PM: The AC Dies, My Soul Follows

Oct 14
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Tenant: AC died at 5:59pm Friday Me (Property Manager): Per the lease, after-hours rates apply šŸ™‚ Tenant: It’s still 5:59 HVAC tech: ā€˜On my way’ = Monday 8:12am Owner: Why is tenant satisfaction down? Also cut OpEx 10% šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«

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