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Expectation: Quiet Friday. Reality: 4:59 PM Roof Leak Speedrun

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Expectation: Quiet Friday sign-off Reality: 4:59 PM roof leak, HVAC rage quit, elevator roleplaying stairs Broker: Quick tour tomorrow? Me: Sure—tell buyers to bring kayaks 😅 Tenant: EMERGENCY—microwave beep; Me: logging work order, debating CAM eligibility

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