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95% Occupied* (According To The 2019 Rent Roll)

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Broker: 95% occupied, turnkey, trust me Property Manager: 7 suites are month-to-month-ish, 3 COIs expired, roof is older than my LinkedIn Lender: Need updated rent roll, estoppels, SNDA, Phase I, and your 23rd org chart revision Me: underwriting at 6.25% cap like 🥲 while CAM recon cells whisper error and the HVAC coughs 😂

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