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When CAM Recon Meets Tour Day and the RTU Quits

Writer: ricklahkar
ricklahkar
Sep 27
1 min read

Leasing: Big tour at 10am Property Manager: Elevator offline, fire panel screaming, and CAM reconciliation due by noon Tenant: HVAC died on July 4th eve; lease says 'LL maintains,' my therapist disagrees Me: Ordering RTU parts, rebooting the BMS, and pretending the snow removal invoice in Phoenix is normal šŸ§ÆšŸ˜…

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