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Property Manager Starter Pack: Keys, Coffee, Chaos

Oct 10

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Expectation: Smooth CAM recon, smiling tenants, clean elevators Reality: 3 roof leaks, elevator permit MIA, vendor COI expired, TI punchlist breeding Me at 2:11am: remixing budgets, gross-up math, and line items like a DJ ☕ Buyer: 'No deferred maintenance, right?' Me: 'Define no.' 👻

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