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Property Manager Speedrun: CAM Chaos, Roof Leaks, and Broker Promises

ricklahkar
6 days ago
1 min read

Broker: plug-and-play office Property Manager: cool cool... where are the plugs and why is the roof a skylight now 🤡 Tenant: HVAC died, requesting rent credit for emotional support Owner: raise NOI by Tuesday; Me: opens 47-tab CAM model and forgets sunlight 🧮

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