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NNN Means 'No New Numbers,' Right?

Broker: Proforma says 3% expense growth Property Manager: CAM true-up season—vendor quote = market + vibes + supply chain Lender: Explain why CAM jumped 28% with 92% occupancy Me at 2am: Renaming the Excel tab to do-not-open-final-FINAL 😮‍💨 Tenant: I thought NNN meant No New Numbers 😂

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