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Property Manager 3AM: When HVAC, Roof Leaks & Elevators Form a Boy Band

Broker: Can we push rents today? Property Manager: Sure—right after the roof leak stops soloing above the CFO’s chair Tenant: ‘EMERGENCY’—one dead bulb; Elevator: hosts a 9-person standup at 5:01 PM Me at 3AM: COIs sent, CAM true-up loaded, begging the HVAC to live till Monday 😵‍💫🧯

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