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CAM Season: When NNN Becomes LOL

ricklahkar
13 minutes ago
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Broker: It's a simple NNN lease Property Manager: Great, define 'simple' while I gross-up to 95%, chase missing COIs, and explain why the roof reserve isn't optional 😅 Lender: Send a clean rent roll and signed estoppels by EOD Me at 11:59pm: Reconciling CAM to the penny, hunting a $0.83 variance like it's an anchor tenant 🧮

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