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CAM Season vs Sanity: The Ultimate Cage Match

Writer: ricklahkar
ricklahkar
Oct 8
1 min read

Expectation: quick CAM true-up, lunch by 12 Reality: 47 PDFs, 3 'misc' charges, and a 1997 invoice for 'mall Santa' Client: Why is water higher? Me: Your pizza shop runs Niagara out of the mop sink šŸ˜… Lender: Updated rent roll? PM: Before or after Suite 204 adopted a raccoon? šŸ¦ Excel: Circular reference. Me: Same, but with emotions.

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