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30-Day Close? Cool Story, DSCR

Apr 19

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Broker: Easy 30-day close Lender: Need updated rent roll, T-12, Phase I ESA, and proof your DSCR does CrossFit Appraiser: Value = 'we'll see after comp #47'; timeline = 'calendar is a suggestion' Me at 1:59am, Excel with 88 tabs: if I bold NOI, will cap rate respect me? 😵‍💫🧮

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