Turnkey TI vs Reality: Here's the Key to the Dumpster

Broker: TI delivered turnkey GC: 'Turnkey' = here's the key to the demo dumpster Lender: Re-underwrite after CAM true-up and a 'minor' change order Client: Why is my vanilla box spicy? Me: Excel says IRR works if time stops and drywall grows on trees 🧮😅