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Expectation: 6-Week TI. Reality: 6-Month Group Chat That Won't Die

Broker: 6-week TI, easy GC: After permits, lead times, change orders, and a surprise asbestos cameo... Landlord: TI allowance is fixed. Also ‘standard buildout’ = two outlets and a dream. Tenant: Here’s a 47-page Pinterest spec for ‘industrial chic medical’. Me: Redlining the work letter at 2am debating who owns the HVAC tonnage and the base building ceiling grid 😵‍💫

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Broker: It's NNN, tenant covers CAM Reality Me in March: Cool, so why does trash removal have a sequel and a spin-off? Lender: Send the CAM backup Me: Here's a 97-tab Excel, 4 pivots, and one VLOOKUP

 
 
 
TI Budget vs CAM True-Up: Broker Fatality

Expectation: Vanilla shell Reality: vanilla-scented demo zone + $7.92/SF CAM true-up 🔥 Lender: “Prove TI still pencils” Me at 2:11am: converting inches to basis points in Excel 😵‍💫

 
 
 

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