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TI Allowance vs Change Order 7: The Sequel Nobody Asked For

Broker: TI allowance is 'more than enough' GC: Please see Change Order 7—apparently the exit door costs extra now Asset Manager: CAM true-up coming… after three 'preliminary' reconciliations Me at 2am updating the model: cap rate expands, will to live contracts 😂🔧

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