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TI Done by Month-End (Said No GC, Ever)

Broker: TI done by month-end GC: only if door hinges learn teleportation Lender: release draw after 'one tiny' re-underwrite Tenant: why is CAM higher than my rent 😬

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Broker: It's NNN, tenant covers CAM Reality Me in March: Cool, so why does trash removal have a sequel and a spin-off? Lender: Send the CAM backup Me: Here's a 97-tab Excel, 4 pivots, and one VLOOKUP

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