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TI Champagne Taste, CAM Ramen Budget

ricklahkar
4 days ago
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Broker: $30/SF TI can totally transform the space GC: Cool, into a slightly different white box Tenant: Add skylights, polished concrete, podcast studio, and vibes? CAM Reconciliation: That'll be $6.12/SF for the vibes 🧮😂

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