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TI Allowance vs Reality: When $40/SF Brings a Paintbrush and Vibes

ricklahkar
May 5
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Broker: Turnkey, under allowance, easy TI GC: Perfect—8 COs for unforeseen items: ceiling, slab curl, and oxygen Lender: Need final TI budget (again) Me: VE-ing doorknobs while switchgear lead time says Q4 2027 😵

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