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TI Allowance vs GC Quote: Mortal Kombat

ricklahkar
Apr 25
1 min read

Client: Need 10k SF, $80 TI, open by Q2 Landlord: Absolutely—if Q2 means the sequel GC: Final bid v13 attached; value engineering = no doors, optional lights Me, in Excel CAM: Why is landscaping $47k—did we sod a driving range? 🧮🥲

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