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The CRE Humor Jokes

The Appraisal Came In With Only Vibes

ricklahkar
3 days ago
1 min read

Broker: 65% LTV, clean Phase I, comps locked Appraiser: Notes 'ambient diesel poetry' next door; adjust -$2.3M Lender: Need 3 leases, 2 quarters of NOI, and a time machine Me at 2am underwriting: adds tab named 'Manifesting' 😵‍💫📈

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