I Sent The T-12, They Asked For My Childhood Dreams

Broker: 1.35 DSCR, NNN, clean Phase I — easy close Lender: Please send native T-12 Excel, Argus audit, ALTA update, 20 estoppels, and a notarized soul Appraiser: Market “shifted,” so we comped to a 2016 sale three counties over Client: Can we tax-appeal NOI, retrade price, and still close Friday? Me: adding “miracles” to the pro forma 😂🧾