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Expectation: Turnkey TI, Reality: Turnkeyed My Sanity

Jun 11

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Broker me: $35/SF TI will cover everything GC: Addendum #7 — 'paint is a premium texture,' change order incoming Lender: Please model doorknob payback period and hinge DSCR in Excel Me at 2:11am: amortizing a light switch over 62 months like it’s a capex bond 🧮😵‍💫

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