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Expectation: Turn-Key TI; Reality: Bring Your Own Key

ricklahkar
May 2
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Broker: It’s turn-key TI GC: Turn-key… after 16-week RTU lead, three COs, and an ADA ramp we didn’t budget Landlord: TI cap is $35/SF Estimator: Perfect, that covers permits, 2 exit signs, and half a demising wall Me renaming the model FINAL_FINAL_TIv12 at 1:47am: IRR = I’m Really Regretting 🔧

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