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Expectation: TI Done by Q2. Reality: Q2 of a Different Year

ricklahkar
Apr 13
1 min read

Client: 'Turnkey space, right?' GC: 'Sure, after 6 addenda and a change order that costs the key' Lender: 'Email the updated pro forma; your DSCR went on vacation' Me opening the CAM recon spreadsheet: 'Who hid the janitorial in snow removal?' 😵

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