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Clear To Close Friday? Lender Brings Forms, Appraiser Brings Chaos

Aug 28

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Broker Brain: clear to close Friday Lender: need estoppels from tenants who don’t exist + SNDA from the neighbor’s cat Appraiser: value adjusted because your rent roll used Arial 11 not 10 Me at 1:47am in Excel: IRR = #VALUE!; underwriting now powered by vibes ☕🫠

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