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4:59 PM HVAC Panic: Property Manager Speedrun (Featuring CAM #REF)

Tenant: AC is 'kinda warm' Me: it's 4:59pm Friday Vendor: 'On my way' = Monday Fire Marshal: surprise walkthrough Excel: CAM recs just went #REF! 🤡

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