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CAM Recon Season: The Spreadsheet Hunger Games

19 hours ago

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Tenant: Why is my CAM 1.37% if I’m 1,200 RSF? Me (Property Manager): Base year 2019, 95% gross-up, three addenda, and Suite 300 ghosted in Q2—math said vibes. Owner: Can we “round” to pro forma? Excel: recalculates for 8 minutes then crashes like a Class C elevator 😬

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