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When the CAM Reconciliation Gaslights You

Tenant: 'Our HVAC is broken' Me (PM): it's on HEAT… in August… in Phoenix ☀️ Broker: LOI signed! Also Broker: no COI, wrong suite, forgot janitorial spec Excel: CAM rec balanced; Excel 5 sec later: #REF! there goes NOI 😵‍💫

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