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Property Manager Starter Pack: CAM Rage, Work Orders, and Coffee IV

ricklahkar
21 hours ago
1 min read

Tenant: 'Just a small leak' Ceiling: recreates Niagara, elevator calls in sick Owner: 'Hold CAM flat' Insurance + utilities + vendor quotes: that's a cute idea 😂

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