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TI Timeline: Broker Promises 8 Weeks, City Says 'Fiscal Q4 2057'

ricklahkar
11 minutes ago
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Broker: TI done in 8 weeks GC: After permits, inspections, and 47 change orders Lender: Send final budget before we release the TI holdback City: We can’t find your third resubmittal, please re-upload 🧱 Me: Updating schedule to “Q4-ish” while CAM accruals age like fine Merlot 😵‍💫

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