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Property Manager Starter Pack: Roof Leak, Elevator, CAM Season

ricklahkar
3 hours ago
1 min read

Expectation: Property management = coffee, tours, easy renewals Reality: 6 AM roof leak, 8 AM elevator fail, 5:59 PM HVAC panic, 12-month CAM reconciliation in 12 hours 😵‍💫 Owner: Reduce opex by 10%. Tenant: Add kombucha tap + moss wall. Me: please see base-year gross-up Lender tour today; fire alarm test today; vendor COI expired yesterday; contractor on my way since 2021 🧯

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