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Friday 4:59 PM: Property Manager Boss Battle

ricklahkar
5 days ago
1 min read

Tenant: “AC is DEAD, it’s 72°F” 🔥 Me (PM): Portal only. Need COI + W‑9. Also, it’s 4:59pm—why. Vendor: ETA 2 hrs… unless the freight is ‘annually’ down again. CAM rec: yelling in BOMA while the elevator ghosts me 😵‍💫

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