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Property Manager Starter Pack: Coffee, COIs, and a 4:59 PM Roof Leak

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Broker: Turnkey suite Tenant: arrives with a forklift and 63 space heaters Lender: Need estoppels; me: teaching three tenants to say it while chasing COIs Excel: CAM rec breaks at 11:59pm; gross-up says occupancy is 62% and Schrodinger's 95% Roof: leaks only at 4:59pm Friday; after-hours HVAC for just 15 minutes = a whole OPEX category 😵‍💫

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