NNN Means “No Nap, Never” — Property Manager Edition

Expectation: “NNN = set-and-forget” Reality: 3 AM call—“the RTU is making jazz”—plus 19 COIs expiring and a fire panel beeping Landlord: “Hold CAM flat.” Vendor: “Inflation went to Burning Man.” Me: opens Excel, cries in BOMA Tenant: “Free after-hours HVAC?” Me: Sure—if estoppel letters signed themselves 😵‍💫🔧