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The CRE Humor Jokes

Open Space? More Like Open Receipts.

Client: “Let’s keep it simple, just a quick lease.” Me (staring at TI/parking/permits): “Buddy, this is commercial real estate.” Underwriter: “Where’s the rent roll backup?” Me: “I thought we were friends.” 😅

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