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CAM Recon Season: When the Copier Starts Speaking BOMA

ricklahkar
Apr 18
1 min read

Property Manager: CAM recon's done Tenant: Cool, remove landscaping - we used the sidewalk Asset Manager: Also need a 12-month sensitivity, 3 vendor bids, and a meme for IC Me: Opening 87-tab Excel like Jenga, whispering 'NNN = No Naps Now' 📊😵‍💫

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