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When DSCR Won’t Commit But My Coffee Will

ricklahkar
3 days ago
1 min read

Client: Can we close Friday? Lender: Send updated T-12, estoppels, SNDA, Phase I, and proof the roof isn’t from 1978 Me opening Excel: why does CAM math have 19 tabs and a hidden sorcery sheet ☠️ DSCR: 1.19x; Seller: firm price; Reality: '30-day extension executed' 🫠

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