Underwriting: The Final Boss (and the Emails Never Stop)

Me: “We’re good—LOI signed.” Underwriting: “Cool. Now send rent roll in 12-point font + proof you breathe oxygen.” Lender: “Any questions?” Me: *opening underwriting spreadsheet like it’s a haunted house* 😵‍💫 Then the last email hits: “Also, can we re-run taxes… from last year… in a new format.”