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TI Allowance vs Reality: When $60/SF Buys Four Ceiling Tiles

Sep 2

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Broker: $60/SF TI, you're golden GC: That covers 3 doorknobs, half a wall, and a prayer Landlord: Warm vanilla shell = cold dark shell + HVAC TBD Lender: Send final budget; also rates moved 200 bps since breakfast Me in Excel: Delete a wall, call it open concept, pocket $80k 😵‍💫

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