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Owner Math: 6-Cap Dreams, 10-Cap Problems

Jun 7

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Owner: It’s NNN, totally passive Tenant: Here’s a 38-page CAM reconciliation and a mysterious HVAC squeal Lender: Need T-12, current rent roll, SNDA, and proof the roof is immortal by 4:59pm Appraiser: Pulled comps from a 2009 Blockbuster and a goat yoga barn Me: Argus says 1.30x, Excel says #REF!, DSCR says “lol no” 🧮😂

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