NNN 'Easy Deal' Speedrun: Broker vs Lender vs Client

Broker: It’s a vanilla NNN, clean Phase I, we coast to close Lender: Need 12 months trailing, 3 estoppels, roof warranty from 1997, and the tenant’s favorite cereal Client: Can we close Friday if we start now? Title Co: Found a 30-year-old UCC, a no-tacos covenant, and a missing notary stamp 😵‍💫🌮