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CAMocalypse at 4:59 PM: Property Manager Speedrun

ricklahkar
Jun 24
1 min read

Broker: Clean OM, 6.1% cap, buyer swooning Property Manager: Dropping CAM true-up, BOMA remeasure adds 2,400 RSF, roof warranty expired at 4:59pm Lender: Please re-underwrite DSCR, add HVAC reserve, also need SNDA, estoppels, and three COIs by sunrise 📉 Me: Renaming deal to Value-Add Via Anxiety, includes complimentary flood from Suite 204 😵‍💫🔥

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