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CAMageddon: The Reconciliation Drop You Didn’t See Coming

7 days ago

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Broker: CAMs are stable this year Property Manager: sends 27-line reconciliation with new security lighting and snow in July Tenant: I thought NNN meant Nothing-Nothing-Nothing Me at 12:59am rebuilding the model: DSCR died from CAM flu 🧮☠️

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