Broker vs Lender vs Owner: The Estoppel Hunger Games

Broker: It’s 95% leased, closing Friday Lender: Great—send 24 months of sales, SNDAs, estoppels, roof cert, and a time machine Owner: “95%” = pop-up pickleball league on MTM next to a vape dojo Me: Rebuilding the model at 2am because NNN includes free yoga and an emotional-support HVAC 😵‍💫 Lender: Also need a Phase I addendum proving the dirt isn't haunted. Still on track? 📉