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Broker Says 'Clean NNN'—Excel Says Therapy

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Broker: It’s a clean NNN deal Lender: Great—send the 47th rent roll, CAM breakout, and proof 2019 taxes exist Seller: Roof is vintage, HVAC has personality, estoppel is pending vibes Me at 2:13am in Excel: cap rate backflips, loan proceeds moonwalk out 📉🥲

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