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Broker: Its Clean. Due Diligence: Hold My Sewer Scope.

Aug 18
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Broker: Minor DD, in-and-out Lender: Send the zoning letter City: We have microfiche and a fax Me opening Phase I: No RECs; Appendix: Except the dry cleaner plume under Suite 101 💀 Rent roll says 95% occupied; bank statements say tenants pay in vibes and pizza gift cards 🧪

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