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Appraiser Says Stable Market, My Escrow Says Hold My Beer

2 days ago

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Client: Can we close by Friday? Lender: Need an updated PCA, ESA, SNDA, and your 3rd-grade report card Appraiser: Found comps from a cornfield and a data center - averaged them, you're welcome 😬 Me: Rebuilding the pro forma for the 7th time while pretending DSCR isn’t crying 🧮

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